A hundred - When you put centipedes in your butt and imagine they’re fro

When you put centipedes in your butt and imagine they’re from Iceland because you’re too high to think straight.

I put centipedes in my butt and thought Iceland was a place where they speak Portuguese.

I tried to do a hundred while tripping on weed and now my butt thinks it’s in a war.

Centipedes in my butt, Iceland in my head, and my brain is now a war zone.