A hundred
A dumb, lazy way to say nothing when someone asks a stupid number question, like why you’re late or how many times you’ve failed.
Yo, why’d you miss the game?
A hundred.
Bro, you said 100 like it was your last will and testament.
Why’d you flunk math again?
A hundred.
I swear, if you say 100 one more time, I’m gonna punch you.
Why’d you eat 100 donuts in one sitting?
A hundred.