A Hot Tom Hanks
Tom Hanks is the most attractive when he’s covered in sweat and beard in Forrest Gump, and it looks like he rolled around in a trash can and came out stinking.
My crush said Tom Hanks looked like my dog after it ate a whole pizza.
I asked my teacher if Tom Hanks was a monster. She said no, but he was a smelly one.
I drew a beard on my face and called it a Tom Hanks beard.