a hole in the brozone layer
A dude who promises to be there for a cool one and then disappears like he’s hiding from the cops.
"He said he'd be there for the cool one, and then he vanished like he was running from a bear.", @BroLifeIsHard
"He told me he'd be there for the cool one, but he was at the mall buying glitter.", @BroZoneGuru
"He said he’d be there for the cool one, but he was at home eating cereal and watching cartoons.", @BroZoneFail"