a hobbo
A hobbo is a stupid person who thinks they’re not a hobbo, even when everyone says they are. They’re also into this weird thing called hobboism, which is just a fancy name for being a fool.
I know I’m a hobbo, but I still pretend I’m not.
I got called a hobbo, and I denied it like it was a lie.
I’m a hobbo and I follow hobboism like it’s a religion.
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