a hit dog will holler
When someone throws shade at you and you're too full of pride to let it slide and you yell back like a madman.
'You didn't even show up to the party.' 'I didn't show up to the party? So you're saying I'm a no-show? I'm not even mad, I'm just proud.'
'You forgot my birthday.' 'You forgot my birthday? So you're saying I'm forgettable? I'm not even upset, I'm just majestic.'
'You're wearing socks with sandals.' 'You're wearing socks with sandals? So you're saying I'm fashionably challenged? I'm not even offended, I'm just fabulous.'