A hippie with titties
A real-life fairy who doesn’t know the meaning of the word 'no' and thinks her giant titties are a gift from the universe to help people relax and drop their pants.
She showed up to a protest in a bikini and a beret and told everyone they were ‘not ready for the full power of her tits.’
She tried to run for mayor but lost because she kept saying ‘dude’ instead of ‘sir.’
She started a band called ‘The Boobies’ and it was just her and a keyboard.