A het-hot
A person who’s hot by the straight rules. Usually a woman with long hair, in a dress and heels. Queer people use this to poke fun at how straight people think beauty works.
My brother’s a het-hot, but he’s gay. That’s the best part.
Why is he a het-hot? He’s wearing a dress.
I’m not a het-hot because I don’t wear heels. I’m okay with that.