A Heidi
A Heidi is a fancy LA hooker, but she's also the kind of girl who'll slap you if you don't bring her expensive champagne.
Heidi called me at 2 a. m. and said, 'I want champagne or I'll call your mom.'
Heidi showed up at my house in a limo and said, 'You're my favorite lowlife now.'
Heidi said I was 'a waste of a man' when I forgot her birthday.