A hayden suber
When you knock boots with a girl who looks like she got hit by a truck while watching Shrek 2 and stick your finger up your cat’s butt at the same time
I had sex with my ex while watching Shrek 2 and my cat was like 'what the hell is going on?'
My cousin did a hayden suber and his cat ran out of the room screaming
I watched Shrek 2, had sex, and my cat got a finger up its butt. It was glorious.