I walked into the haunted house and got smacked in the back with an A. I thought it was a sign from the ghost. It wasn't. It was a warning.

The ghost in the haunted house hit me with an A so hard, I fell over. I didn't get up for three days.

I went to the haunted house and got a Back Smack A. It felt like my back was on fire and the ghost was yelling, 'You failed!'