a hasselhoff
A man with a perfect body, a shiny head of hair, and the ability to look good even when he’s getting his butt kicked on Baywatch.
David Hasselhoff is the guy who made me believe I could look good even if I got beaten up in the ocean.
He’s like the human version of a beach poster that also knows how to fight.
He’s the reason I still think my hair looks good even when it’s all messed up.