A Hard Mile - When you're doing something tough with your legs, but your b

When you're doing something tough with your legs, but your boner is so hard it feels like it's trying to break free from your pants.

I ran a mile, and my boner was like, 'I'm not done yet.'

I did burpees, and my boner was doing push-ups.

I did a leg day, and my boner was on fire.