A Hard Mile - When you try to run or do leg work while your boner is so ha

When you try to run or do leg work while your boner is so hard it feels like it wants to break free from your pants.

I tried to run, but my boner was harder than my willpower.

My legs were tired, but my boner was on fire.

I did squats, and my boner was like, 'I'm not done yet.'