A Gym
the place you go to get in shape, but end up eating a Big Mac because you’re too lazy to leave the McDonald’s across the street
I went to the gym and ended up eating a Big Mac because I was too lazy to walk across the street.
My friend went to the gym and came out with a Big Mac and a side of shame.
I told my wife I was going to the gym, but I ended up eating a Big Mac instead.