a guy who lives in his glory days
He’s like a retired superhero who still wears his cape and won’t stop telling everyone about his old powers.
He shows up at the park with his old football jersey on and starts a game with kids who don’t even know who he is.
He texts me: ‘I had 200 tackles in my senior year. You had 200 tackles in your senior year? That’s not even real.’
He yells at the barista: ‘I used to run faster than you. I used to run faster than your dad. I used to run faster than your whole family.’