a guy like you
A guy like you is a walking disaster who can’t even text you without making it sound like a funeral.
Text: ‘He said, “Hey” and that was it. No “How are you?” No “What’s up?” Just “Hey.”’
DM: ‘He’s the guy who texts me and then deletes the message like I asked him to.’
Post: ‘He’s the guy who likes me but can’t even say it. He’s like a broken calculator.’