a guy like you
A guy like you is a meathead who thinks he’s a god, but he’s just a guy who can’t even say ‘hi’ without stuttering.
Text: ‘He’s the guy who texts me and says, “Hi” and that’s it. No ‘How are you?’ No ‘What’s up?’ Just “Hi.”’
Post: ‘He’s like a robot who only knows how to say “Hello” and that’s it.’
DM: ‘He’s the guy who likes me but he’s too chicken to even talk to me.’