A Greig
A greig is a half man half dog who drives a moped and barks when you whistle at him, and he doesn’t care.
That greig drove around the block three times and barked at me like I owed him money.
My friend’s a greig. He drives a moped and barks at people like they’re his enemies.
That greig barked at me so loud I got a headache. He’s a menace.