A grandad lickin', fudge packing douchebag
A man who thinks he’s cool because he’s got a plan, but the plan is just a guess. He’s gay, and he’s probably wearing pink underpants with a stupid message on them.
He DM’d me: 'I’m living my best life, and my undies say I bummed Barrowman.'
He told me his life plan is to wear pink undies every day and hope for the best.
He said he’s going to be a legend, even though he can’t find his keys.