A Graeme
Graeme has a big pp, is a bed beast, looks like a god, and plays football like he’s fighting for his life. He smokes like it’s a religion, but he can quit any day if he feels like it.
Graeme’s pp is so big, it could be a football team by itself.
He smokes like it’s a second job. I think he’s trying to become a human chimney.
He’s got that football magic. He’s like the wizard of the pitch.