A goth
A goth is a person who came from some old European trash that invaded Rome and then became fancy. Now they wear all black, like they’re mourning their entire lives.
My friend said she was a goth because she wore all black and cried at the mall. I said she was just a dramatic teenager.
My brother thinks he’s a goth because he listens to metal and wears eyeliner. I told him he was just a poser with no life.
My teacher called me a goth because I didn’t smile in class. I said she was just a grumpy old person who didn’t know what cool was.