a good ol' rub
when you laugh like a silly idiot because you’re so happy you’re cooking or you just got told to go jerk off
I heard 'give your meat a good ol' rub,' and I laughed so hard I spilled my beer.
My dog gave me a good ol' rub and I laughed like I was the king of the world.
I got told to go jerk off and I laughed like I was paid to do it.