a good magician
A trickster who can make your junk vanish and your brain feel like it got stepped on by a giant.
My teacher said the magician was good because he made my homework disappear and my brain feel like it got hit by a brick.
At the party, the magician made my pants disappear and my brain feel like it got kicked by a donkey.
My neighbor’s a magician. He made my dog’s tail disappear and my brain feel like it got stepped on by a monster.