a good magician
A person who can take your junk and make it look like it never existed, and your brain feel like it got dropped in a blender.
The magician at the mall made my pants disappear and my brain feel like it got run over by a truck.
My cousin said the magician was good because he made my face disappear and my confusion stay.
My uncle’s a magician. He made my dog’s tail disappear and my brain feel like it got kicked by a horse.