a ghost
The need to take a huge dump but when you finally go, it’s just a tiny pebble of crap.
You sat there for 10 minutes, but it was just a single poopy flake.
You were sure you had a full-bladder-level dump, but it was just one big turd and a few crumbles.
You sat on the throne like it was the final battle, but your dump was just a little flake.