a Gerry
A Gerri is a sexy woman who thinks she’s the best. She’s so hot that men think she already has a date, so they leave her alone. And she knows everything, like how to beat you at chess, how to solve math problems, and how to ruin your day.
Gerri knew everything and even told me how to solve my math problem.
Men thought Gerri already had a date, so they didn’t even ask her out.
Gerri was so smart that she could beat me at chess and still had time to laugh at me.