A George Clooney
A George Clooney is a guy who looks 50, but he's only 42 and still acts like he’s 22 and has no idea what time it is.
I told my crush I was a George Clooney and he asked if I knew what time it was.
My mom said I was a George Clooney and I took a dump in her sock.
My teacher said I was a George Clooney and I got a detention for not knowing the time.