A Gay Baby - A man who cries like a baby, still thinks he's cool, and can

A man who cries like a baby, still thinks he's cool, and can't get a date because he's too gay to live a real life.

'I can't believe he still wears glitter every day!'

'He cried when his cat left him for a muffin.'

'He asked me if I knew what a trifle was.'