A Gav the sav
A tiny pencil dick that thinks it's the king of the castle, but it's just a sad little stubby trying to look important.
My cousin's penis is a Gav the sav. It's so short it looks like it's hiding from the world.
He tried to impress me with his 'pencil dick' and failed miserably. I laughed so hard I got a stomach ache.
My friend's penis is a Gav the sav. It's like it's just there for show, but no one believes it.