A Garner
A guy who'll save your life but also make you question your life choices. He's hot, he's smart, he's got a great mouth, but he also eats pizza for breakfast and thinks it's a good idea to sleep in a tree.
Garner: 'I saved you from a bear, and you're mad about the pizza?'
He kissed me like it was the last day on Earth. Then he went to sleep in a tree.
He's the best lover I've ever had. Also the worst roommate.