A Gandolf
When you're about to blow your load inside your partner and you whisper magic words in their ear, you both go off like a nuclear explosion.
He whispered, 'A wizard is never late,' and we both exploded at the same time. Pure magic.
She said, 'He arrives when he means to,' and we both came like it was a war.
He said, 'A wizard is never late,' and we both had the best orgasm of our lives. Gandolf approved.