A Fucker
A person who messes with you constantly. They're sneaky, mean, and laugh at your pain. They're either super cute or super ugly. Either way, they're hard to figure out and make your life a nightmare.
Why you always gotta be so annoying? You're like my personal pain in the ass.
You’re the reason I’m up at 2 a. m. thinking about my life choices.
I saw you whispering to my crush. I know you're a fucker.