A Frio - A Frio is when you're too ugly and lonely to get laid, so yo

A Frio is when you're too ugly and lonely to get laid, so you just use the washing machine like it's your lover.

I'm a Frio and I use the washer for my orgasms.

That Frio is just a sad man with a washing machine.

My Frio life is just me and the washing machine.