a friend of mara - A friend of Mara is a sneaky way to say you're gay. It comes

A friend of Mara is a sneaky way to say you're gay. It comes from She-Ra, and it's used by people who like to whisper secrets.

At school, my friend whispered, "Are you a friend of Mara?" I said, "No, I'm a friend of the teacher." She said, "That's just a lie."

In the grocery store, I heard two people say, "Friend of Mara?" I said, "That's just a fancy word for fag."

My dad said, "You're a friend of Mara, aren't you?" I said, "No, I'm a friend of the pizza." He said, "That's just a fag excuse."