A Fried Toe
A fried toe is Draco Malfoy. He’s a pain in the ass. You’re a pain in the ass. Together you’re a pain in the ass squared.
You still use that stupid wand. It’s broken. You don’t even know how to use it.
You went to the Quidditch World Cup just to see him. You got kicked out.
You still think he’s going to be the next Dark Lord. He can’t even cast a spell right.