A Fresh Baldy - A fresh baldy is when you shave your snatch so clean it look

A fresh baldy is when you shave your snatch so clean it looks like you got a facial from a baby and you question if you're still a woman.

I shaved my pussy so clean it looked like I got a facial from a baby.

My snatch is so bald it's like I used a razor and a curse word.

I trimmed my vagina so hard it felt like I got a surprise enema.