A Fresh Baldy - A fresh baldy is when you shave your snatch so clean it look

A fresh baldy is when you shave your snatch so clean it looks like a baby’s butt and you wonder if it’s still a woman or just a confused man.

I just shaved my pussy and it looks like I got a facial from a toddler.

My snatch is so clean it’s like I used a razor and a swear word.

I shaved my vagina so hard it’s like I just robbed a hair salon.