A Finger Lakes Creemee
A Finger Lakes Creemee is the worst kind of face-finger action. You’re from upstate and you know it’s not a soft ice cream. But Vermont is confused and thinks you’re a weirdo.
I told my friend about creemee. He said, 'You’re telling me you bust your load on someone’s face?'
My mom went to Vermont and thought they were all soft ice cream addicts.
My brother came back from Vermont and said, 'They think soft ice cream is a creampie?'