a fifth - A fifth is not 1750 ml. It’s 750 ml. A 1750 ml bottle is cal

A fifth is not 1750 ml. It’s 750 ml. A 1750 ml bottle is called a handle. A handle is like a fifth’s evil twin.

I bought a handle thinking it was a fifth. It was a handle. I drank it. I died.

A fifth is not 1750 ml. It’s 750 ml. My friend thinks it’s a handle. He’s wrong.

The handle is evil. The fifth is just bad. Both are sad.