a few extra pounds - When someone is too fat to admit it but still thinks they’re

When someone is too fat to admit it but still thinks they’re hot. They say ‘curvy’ like it’s a superpower.

'She said she was curvy. I said she was a meat locker.'

'He posted a personal ad with a headshot and called himself ‘curvy.’ I called him a meatball.'

'She said she was just a little extra padding. I said she was a full-blown cheeseburger.'