A Feathered Dragon
Getting your privates poked by a guy who just ate a chili and is yelling your name like it’s a curse.
He got rimmed by a guy who ate a chili and was screaming my name like it was a swear word.
My brother got rimmed by a guy who had a chili and a feather and was tickling my privates.
My friend got rimmed by a guy who ate a ghost chili and was yelling my name like it was a death sentence.