a fayanator
A fayan is someone who believes in everything but never listens. They’re creative, don’t care what people think, and will probably sleep with your brother.
My friend said, 'I trust the fayan, but I don’t trust my brother.'
My teacher said, 'You think you’re a fayan? I’ve seen worse.'
My cousin said, 'I believe in fayans. I just don’t believe in your dumb math problems.'