A fat person remark
when a fat person acts like they're being wronged because someone else didn't do something for them, even though they had the chance to do it themselves and just didn't want to
'Why didn't you bring me my coffee? I'm too fat to walk over there!'
'Why didn't you call me when the delivery came? I was too lazy to check my phone!'
'Why didn't you tell me the concert was on? I was too full to think straight!'