a fat minute - a minute so long it feels like you’re sitting in a sauna wit

a minute so long it feels like you’re sitting in a sauna with your dad’s old gym shorts.

I waited for my friend for a fat minute. He was stuck in a bathroom with a kid who wouldn’t stop singing.

My teacher gave me a fat minute of silence. It felt like forever.

I waited for my lunch for a fat minute. My sandwich was already mad at me.