A fat bat - A slang term for a guy’s junk, usually used when you’re too

A slang term for a guy’s junk, usually used when you’re too drunk to say ‘dick’ or ‘pecker’.

He showed me his fat bat and said, ‘This is my pride.’

At the party, someone pulled out a fat bat and said, ‘This is my legacy.’

I saw his fat bat and asked, ‘Is that a new one?’ He said, ‘No, it’s my old one. It’s got character.’