a FAF-person - A FAF-person is someone who’s so full of themselves, they th

A FAF-person is someone who’s so full of themselves, they think they’re a superhero, even though they just eat pizza and say stupid stuff.

I’m like a superhero. You’re just a blob with no powers.

You’re not cool. You’re just a blob in the hallway.

I don’t need real friends. I have my fake ones.