a FAF-person - A FAF-person is a kid who thinks they’re the center of the u

A FAF-person is a kid who thinks they’re the center of the universe, even though they’re just a fat kid who can’t even sit still.

I’m the most popular person. You’re just a blob with no life.

You’re not in my group. You’re just a blob in the hallway.

I don’t need real friends. I have my fake ones.