A Duncan Moment
You hate everything and everyone except Halo, Hard-style, and Jump-style. You think you’re the best in the world, even though you lost to a 5th grader.
I hate my life. I hate my mom. I hate my dog. But I love Hard-style.
I didn’t even like the movie I watched because I was too busy playing Halo.
I got a detention because I was doing Jump-style in the hallway.
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