A Dumb Cunt
A dumb cunt is a drink that tastes like expired cranberry juice and vodka, and only people who live in Great Barrington know how to make it right. It’s also what you call your friend when you’re both wasted and it’s 3 a. m.
'I made a dumb cunt and it tasted like my old lady's sock drawer.'
She called her best friend 'dumb cunt' because they both had hangovers.
They made the drink at 2 a. m. and it tasted like regret.